IT Haikus

Create new software –
The life of a programmer.
Bits and bytes on disk.

New helpdesk ticket –
Need to unlock my account.
Passwords create work.

Priority List –
Fifteen urgent requests now!
Which do I do first?

You cost too much and
You take too long to finish –
My job description.

Got requirements? –
No time to wait, start coding now.
Not right, start over.